
All Fools MCQs
1. What ancient Greek comic vein is subject to personal application in the play?
A. Glorious contest
B. Old Comedy
C. Eupolis and Cratinus
D. Bitter spleens
2. The spleen was regarded as the seat of what, according to a footnote?
A. Various emotions
B. Comic spirit
C. Bitter jests
D. Glorious contest
3. Rinaldo observes Fortunio wailing his fortunes, like a bird that sings in the sky?
A. The owl
B. The sparrow
C. The lark
D. The swallow
4. What natural thing is described as providing “moist vapours” from the heart to the eyes?
A. Valerio’s love
B. Violent heat
C. Kindly warmth
D. Unkind father
5. What relative term does Fortunio use when addressing Valerio?
A. Good brother
B. Kind servant
C. Poor fox
D. Gentle friend
6. Rinaldo vows eternal wars against whom, calling them shutlecocks?
A. Court gentlemen
B. The whole sex
C. Rich men
D. The heavens
7. What physical item is described as being ‘Spong’d up’ or trimmed?
A. Her face
B. The temple
C. The dowry
D. Rich attire
8. Rinaldo tells Fortunio that Egypt had temples dedicated to women of the richest what?
A. Frame on earth
B. Alabaster pillars
C. Bright glory
D. Eternal honour
9. Instead of gods and goddesses, what kind of creature might celestial inner parts have?
A. A painted fowl
B. A serpent
C. A fury
D. A deity
10. Valerio says all virtues are born in men and are what?
A. Buried in women
B. Buried in men
C. Faintly shining
D. Revealed by love
11. According to Valerio, love brings forth the honourable fruits of what four things?
A. Valour, wit, virtue, haughty thoughts
B. Beauty, knowledge, kindness, joy
C. Wit, virtue, devotion, reverence
D. Honour, peace, delight, truth
12. The fox in Aesop’s fable lost what object?
A. Its tail
B. Its friend
C. Its life
D. Its strength
13. What term does Rinaldo use for the occupation Valerio’s father intends for him?
A. Court service
B. Husbandry
C. Gentlemen’s duty
D. Overseer
14. What relative term does Gostanzo use for Rinaldo’s brother?
A. My son
B. Your silly father
C. My brother
D. Your brother
15. What does Rinaldo say must “shine out of riches” in choosing a wife?
A. A man’s chief lodestar
B. Love
C. Honesty
D. Wisdom
16. How does Gostanzo describe Marc Antonio’s character toward his children?
A. Too indulgent
B. Severe father
C. Too wise
D. Kind friend
17. What does Rinaldo promise Marc Antonio he will conceal?
A. Gostanzo’s actions
B. The secret
C. The disgrace
D. Fortunio’s shame
18. What characteristic of Gostanzo is noted by Marc Antonio when he arrives?
A. Honourable Knight
B. Kind friend
C. Wise man
D. Good husband
19. What does Gostanzo compare the hair of Marc Antonio’s son’s wife to?
A. Pure ivory
B. Fair eyes
C. Hair pure amber
D. Ruby lips
20. What is the definition of “disparagement” in the context of marriage, according to the footnote?
A. Disrespect shown
B. Dishonour of rank
C. Great shame
D. Contemned anger
21. What does Marc Antonio fear his son is too blind to see?
A. Want of competency
B. Loss of wit
C. Dissolute desires
D. Good choice
22. Gostanzo cites a proverb that an idle youth should be lopp’d away like what?
A. A whole tree
B. A rotten branch
C. A loose vine
D. A wayward son
23. Which Elizabethan university, known for learning, does Gostanzo recommend for Marc Antonio’s younger son?
A. Cambridge
B. Oxford
C. Padua
D. London
24. What does the term “glass” (mirror) symbolise in Gostanzo’s speech about his son?
A. A reflection
B. A precedent
C. A broken life
D. A new father
25. Rinaldo, aside, refers to Gostanzo as a dissembling knight who is what?
A. Too rash
B. Good sir
C. Old, politic
D. Wise friend
26. What does Rinaldo say the deception will prove an excellent ground to sow?
A. Seed of mirth
B. Hollow friendship
C. Good counsel
D. Brotherly love
27. Gratiana says love is like smoky fire, better to attend than what?
A. Burn forever
B. Fine the smoke
C. Have both
D. Be jealous
28. The country game “Barley-break” involves couples doing what?
A. Singing songs
B. Breaking apart
C. Being caught
D. Embracing
29. Fortunio fears breaking up their gathering because of whose presence?
A. Valerio’s father
B. Rinaldo’s sister
C. Jealous spy
D. Sergeant John
30. Rinaldo instructs Valerio to kneel to him, to mark what?
A. His fate
B. What cause
C. His learning
D. His father
31. Valerio confirms that the secret meetings occurred.
A. By logic
B. By stealth
C. By arrangement
D. By magic
32. What does Rinaldo say Valerio can do while living in one house with his wife?
A. Meet and kiss
B. Eat and drink
C. Live, eat, drink
D. Be merry
33. What position is Valerio’s marriage supposed to hide, according to Rinaldo?
A. Fortunio’s wife
B. Valerio’s secret
C. Brother’s house
D. Father’s business
34. Gostanzo accuses Marc Antonio of showing too much of what quality to his son?
A. Simple lenity
B. Harsh temper
C. Good advice
D. Poor judgment
35. Marc Antonio refers to his son, who has been enchanted by his mistress, as what figure?
A. Young Paris
B. Poor Fortunio
C. Angry son
D. Disobedient fool
36. Gostanzo compares friendship in the fond world to what maternal figure?
A. A loving aunt
B. A doting mother
C. A harsh governess
D. A humble servant
37. Gostanzo instructs Valerio to entertain Fortunio and his fair wife until he wins what?
A. Valerio’s loyalty
B. Kinder’s opinion
C. Marc Antonio’s
D. Better judgment
38. Gratiana notes that a courtier, like Rinaldo, makes what go far?
A. His eyes
B. His lips
C. His wit
D. His service
39. Gostanzo states he has never played the blank fool by doing what?
A. Swearing loudly
B. Kissing a wench
C. Drinking wine
D. Dancing too soon
40. Marc Antonio agrees to keep his son from more expensive courses, including what?
A. Fencing and dancing
B. Gaming and swearing
C. Drinking and smoking
D. Singing and joking
41. Gazetta sings a song while performing what domestic activity?
A. Spinning thread
B. Sitting sewing
C. Reading books
D. Talking loudly
42. What flower does Gazetta say “columbine” is?
A. The pansy
B. Thankless flower
C. Lover’s thoughts
D. The cuckoo’s flower
43. Cornelio compares himself to Menelaus, who entertained whom, leading to misfortune?
A. Paris
B. Ulysses
C. Hector
D. Menelaus
44. Valerio mocks the military profession of Dariotto by comparing him to what officials?
A. Corporals
B. Sergeants
C. Soldiers
D. Captains
45. What does Valerio demonstrate with his untrussing and capering?
A. His qualities
B. His new song
C. His new dance
D. His loyalty
46. What does Rinaldo declare he was born to do?
A. See wit triumph
B. Help his brother
C. Gull, the father
D. Make mischief
47. What object must be carried away, according to Gostanzo, to remedy Fortunio’s late tempted eyes?
A. The cause
B. The object
C. The wife
D. The servant
48. What does Rinaldo promise Gostanzo he will swallow, meaning he will accept the bait?
A. The joke
B. The marriage
C. The gudgeon
D. The promise
49. What does Dariotto say he needs to be to draw customers to his house?
A. Mad and jealous
B. Witty and wise
C. Quiet and dull
D. Brave and bold
50. Gostanzo threatens to cut the thread of Valerio’s living for marrying whom?
A. A trull
B. A beggar
C. A shrew
D. A whore
Brief Overview
All Fools is a comedic play by George Chapman, initially printed in London in 1605. The play functions as a “comedy of humours” and focuses on deception, familial relationships, and the folly of human pride.
The play opens with three young men: Rinaldo, Fortunio, and Valerio. Rinaldo observes that Fortunio is consumed by the “violent heat” of love.
The central plot involves the complex deception of two controlling fathers, Gostanzo and Marc Antonio. Gostanzo is sarcastically called the “wretched Machiavellian” and a “covetous knight” due to his obsession with wealth and control over his sons.
Rinaldo informs Gostanzo that his brother has married a gentlewoman with an “unnourishing dowry,” which Gostanzo disapprovingly hears is “pure amber.” Gostanzo advises Marc Antonio to send his younger son to Padua for learning, intending to control his own sons better.
Rinaldo plans to use his own son’s faults as a mirror to expose the fathers’ folly. He sets up a trick to reveal that the supposed gentlewoman is actually Valerio’s wife. He calls this trick an “excellent ground to sow the seed of mirth.” Valerio and Fortunio quickly agree to the plan.
Gostanzo later tells Rinaldo that the only remedy is to remove the “cause” and carry away the “object” of Fortunio’s desires. When Valerio kneels to Gostanzo as part of the trick, Gostanzo threatens to “cut the thread of all my living” for taking “a beggar to wife,” showing his extreme fury over the perceived loss of wealth and honor.
