The Old Bachelor MCQs
1. Bellmour tells Vainlove that business is the rub of life because it perverts the aim and casts off what?
A. Life’s purpose
B. Good Sense
C. The bias
D. Time’s pursuit
2. Bellmour says that wisdom is only pretending to know and believe what?
A. More truth
B. More than
C. Real understanding
D. Nothing really
3. What occupation does Bellmour declare as his own faculty and pleasure?
A. Wit pleasure
B. Business wealth
C. High orb
D. Low earthly
4. When Vainlove tosses a letter, Bellmour immediately recognises whose hand it is from.?
A. Araminta’s name
B. A woman’s
C. An idler’s
D. Time’s finger
5. Vainlove tells Bellmour that Sylvia is true only in what specific manner?
A. Sweet memory
B. Pure lust
C. Imagination
D. Open love
6. Bellmour argues that a woman enjoying a lover in effigy shows great zeal toward whom?
A. The husband
B. The lover
C. Vainlove
D. Herself
7. Vainlove mentions that if Bellmour converts Alderman Fondlewife to his persuasion, what item will be unnecessary?
A. Bellmour’s presence
B. This letter
C. More zeal
D. Conjugal love
8. What activity will keep Laetitia company while Fondlewife is out of town, which she plans to prevent?
A. Talking sense
B. Send Spintext
C. Write letters
D. Praying fasting
9. Bellmour finds that disguise adds a “gusto” to an amour, making it resemble what criminal act?
A. Plain lying
B. Theft
C. Idolatry
D. Fondness
10. What behaviour does Vainlove exhibit that shows his weak relationship with love, similar to his distaste for wine?
A. Hate forced
B. Strong passion
C. True affection
D. Constant seeking
11. Vainlove describes Fondlewife as addicted to jealousy, and what other, contrasting quality?
A. Pure logic
B. Precise manners
C. More fondness
D. Much anger
12. Whom does Heartwell love that Vainlove fails to pursue, partially because Heartwell believes she is virtuous?
A. Laetitia
B. Belinda
C. Sylvia
D. Araminta
13. Bellmour observes that he is damnably in love because he is experiencing an uncomfortable state related to Belinda.
A. Great joy
B. Uneasy
C. Feeling mad
D. Too sick
14. Bellmour complains that he must lie with whose wives, in addition to dealing with his own ten mistresses?
A. Other men’s
B. Old bankers’
C. His friends’
D. Noble families’
15. Sharper warns Bellmour that he is “gone” once a man starts performing what theatrical action?
A. Fine speeches
B. Soliloquies
C. Deep thinking
D. Walking alone
16. Bellmour says his “business of consequence” today involves putting the “last hand” to finishing what specific person?
A. The banker
B. An alderman
C. Heartwell
D. Vainlove
17. Sharper lists many reasons Belinda is unsuitable for a wife, but Bellmour is mainly focused on what specific quality?
A. Her looks
B. Her wit
C. Much money
D. Great pride
18. Bellmour compares Heartwell’s unwelcome presence to what item after the lady has suffered smallpox?
A. New clothing
B. A physician
C. Looking-glass
D. Sharp wit
19. Sharper claims Vainlove loves to set out his amours in what kind of dangerous condition?
A. Foul weather
B. Fine spirit
C. Sailing safely
D. Clear sky
20. Bellmour describes Araminta, Vainlove’s mistress, using what geographical metaphor?
A. Calm ocean
B. Floating island
C. Rocky shore
D. Deep ocean
21. Bellmour tells Heartwell that Vainlove takes only as much of an amour as he desires and quits it when it becomes what?
A. Too serious
B. Stale unpleasant
C. Too costly
D. Very tedious
22. Sharper observes that Vainlove does the “drudgery in the mine” so Bellmour can stamp his image on what product?
A. The gold
B. The copper
C. The fruit
D. The labour
23. Bellmour compares his success to covering what type of game bird, which Vainlove took pains to set?
A. The fox
B. The hawk
C. The partridge
D. The hare
24. Heartwell claims that young, flashy sinners have all the guilt of the intention but none of what result?
A. The desire
B. The conviction
C. The pleasure
D. The wisdom
25. Bellmour implies Vainlove avoids kissing the lady’s lips when the lap-dog possesses what superior attribute?
A. Sweeter breath
B. Gentle spirit
C. Clearer eyes
D. Cleaner skin
26. Sharper suggests that playing with a woman’s fan when she is hot may entitle a man to warm her when she is what?
A. Very angry
B. Should be cold
C. Feeling silly
D. Reading poetry
27. Heartwell compares the drudgery of loving to receiving an estate overcharged with what?
A. Many people
B. Debts
C. Fine clothes
D. Great pride
28. Sharper notes that if whoring is purging, then marriage is akin to entering what kind of regimen?
A. Strict life
B. Constant prayer
C. Course physics
D. Bad business
29. Heartwell vows he would not be a cuckold, even to an illustrious whore in England, because he does not want to bear what symbol?
A. Royal crown
B. Ill will
C. My horns
D. New son
30. What item does Sir Joseph Wittoll confess he has put all his available money upon?
A. Clothes
B. His Back
C. A venture
D. New oaths
31. Sharper determines that Bellmour’s rescuer of Sir Joseph Wittoll must be Bellmour because of the account of what?
A. The captain
B. Civil gentleman
C. Ruffians’ attack
D. His fear
32. Sharper pretends he lost a bill of what monetary value in the scuffle the previous night?
A. Five pounds
B. A hundred
C. Two hundred
D. All his
33. Sir Joseph claims that he is all over acknowledgement and will not stick to show it in the greatest what?
A. Ceremony
B. Extremity
C. Gratitude
D. Great debt
34. Captain Bluffe has retired from the army, claiming the general slighted men of merit and preferred those of what?
A. Great bravery
B. Own design
C. Interest
D. High rank
35. Sharper compares Captain Bluffe to a drum, noting that both are full of blustering noise and what other quality?
A. Emptiness
B. Great sound
C. Much danger
D. Hard beating
36. Captain Bluffe suggests that Hannibal, a very pretty fellow, would be considered “nothing” if alive when?
A. Now
B. In antiquity
C. Next year
D. In battle
37. Bluffe claims the rascally gazette-writer never mentioned him, acting as if Nol. Bluffe was not in what state?
A. The army
B. The battle
C. The living
D. Flanders
38. What religious text does Sir Joseph Wittoll say he finds good morals to be picked out of?
A. The Bible
B. AEsop’s Fables
C. The Gazette
D. The Poem
39. Araminta’s maid, Betty, is asked to get her hoods and tippet, and bid the footman call what item?
A. A coach
B. A chair
C. A lady
D. Some music
40. Belinda tells Bellmour that importunity in love, like importunity at court, first creates what?
A. Its interest
B. Great debt
C. Much trouble
D. A problem
41. Araminta compares favours gained by impudence to discoveries made from what torture device?
A. The rack
B. The stocks
C. The pillory
D. The chain
42. Vainlove asserts that ladies are the temples of love, and devotion must be conveyed through whom?
A. The parson
B. Only them
C. The idols
D. The prayer
43. Bellmour suggests he must have all his actions free to quicken Belinda’s apprehension if he is what?
A. Very angry
B. Tongue-tied
C. Feeling cold
D. Quite foolish
44. Lucy warns Sylvia that she may as soon hope to recover her own maidenhead as what other loss?
A. His love
B. Her money
C. Old age
D. True honor
45. Lucy reveals that Vainlove received Sylvia’s letter with “damned senseless” what specific reaction?
A. Anger
B. Indifference
C. Scorn
D. Great fury
46. Heartwell compares entering Sylvia’s house to putting on what mythical, poisoned garment?
A. A gown
B. Shirt
C. Great cloak
D. Silk dress
47. Setter’s fanatic disguise includes a black patch worn over one eye to mourn what former misdeeds?
A. Past sins
B. His youth
C. Ogling offences
D. His wife
48. Setter determines that to be honest is nothing, and reputation itself is as foolish a thing as what?
A. Poverty
B. Honesty
C. Great fortune
D. True worth
49. When Fondlewife returns unexpectedly, Bellmour begins looking around desperately for what critical disguise item?
A. His cloak
B. His patch
C. The book
D. His hat
50. When Bellmour is discovered, Fondlewife worries he is being transformed into what horned animal?
A. A bull
B. A sheep
C. A cuckold
D. A monster
Brief Overview
The Old Bachelor is a comedic play by William Congreve. It was first performed and published in 1693. This classic Restoration comedy of manners explores themes of love, deception, marriage, and social dynamics through a witty, satirical lens.
The play follows several couples. Bellmour is a witty man who wants two women: the wealthy Belinda and Laetitia, the wife of the old, jealous banker Fondlewife. Bellmour uses a parson disguise to meet Laetitia in secret. Fondlewife catches them, but Bellmour and Laetitia quickly fool the husband into believing her innocence.
Bellmour’s friend, Vainlove, is pursuing Araminta. Vainlove suddenly stops chasing her because Araminta seemed too eager in a fake love letter. This letter was sent by Sylvia, Vainlove’s former mistress.
The cynical Heartwell, who pretended to hate women, decides to marry Sylvia. Sylvia’s maid, Lucy, mistakes Bellmour in his priest costume for the real minister. Bellmour performs the marriage, but this is done as a joke.
Meanwhile, Sharper and his helper, Setter, trick the foolish Sir Joseph Wittoll and the bragging, cowardly Captain Bluffe.
In the end, Bellmour helps Heartwell escape his rushed joke marriage. Sylvia is then married to Sir Joseph Wittoll instead. Bellmour decides to marry Belinda, and Vainlove reconciles with Araminta. Heartwell celebrates his freedom from wedlock.
