
No One Writes to the Colonel MCQs
1. How much coffee was left in the can?
A. None
B. One spoonful
C. Half cup
D. Whole can
2. What month is described as “difficult” and “sinister”?
A. January
B. October
C. April
D. November
3. How long has the Colonel been actively waiting since the Civil War?
A. Twenty years
B. Fifty years
C. Sixty years
D. Fifteen years
4. What ailment did the Colonel’s wife suffer from the night before?
A. Headache
B. Asthma attack
C. High fever
D. Bad cough
5. What date was the Colonel’s son, Agustin, born?
A. October 27th
B. August 12th
C. April 7th
D. January 3rd
6. What did the Colonel lie about to his wife that morning?
A. Rain stopping
B. Drinking coffee
C. Rooster status
D. Letter arrival
7. What animal was tied to the leg of the bed?
A. Pet dog
B. Piglet
C. Fighting cock
D. Young calf
8. What time did the clock show after the Colonel finished winding it?
A. Seven-ten
B. Six-forty
C. Seven-twenty
D. Eight-thirty
9. What object was on the little table in the living room?
A. Vase of flowers
B. Pile of books
C. Plaster cat
D. Ashtray
10. What items did the Colonel provide for the rooster in the kitchen?
A. Water, bread
B. Water, corn
C. Seed, grit
D. Beans, water
11. Why did the Colonel ask the child not to play the harmonica?
A. Too noisy
B. Someone died
C. Roosters rested
D. Wife was ill
12. Why did the Colonel wear the old black suit?
A. Preferred black
B. White suit stained
C. White suit not pressed
D. Only formal suit
13. How old was Agustin when the family won the umbrella?
A. Five
B. Eight
C. Ten
D. Twelve
14. What happened to the material of the raffle umbrella over time?
A. Ripped by the wind
B. Eaten by moths
C. Faded by the sun
D. Stolen by a child
15. What did the wife whisper about their situation after seeing the umbrella?
A. We are lucky
B. We’re rotting alive
C. God helps us
D. We need money
16. What did the Colonel use to hold up his trousers instead of a belt?
A. Metal chain
B. String knots
C. Fabric straps
D. Rope belt
17. Why did the Colonel shave “by touch” that morning?
A. Blindness
B. Lacked a mirror
C. Poor light
D. Old habit
18. What made this burial a “special event” for the town?
A. Famous person
B. First natural death
C. Terrible weather
D. Musician’s passing
19. What did the Colonel compare his bristly, steel-colored hair to?
A. A mop
B. A brush
C. A parrot
D. A helmet
20. What kept the Colonel from appearing “preserved in formalin”?
A. His strong build
B. His loud voice
C. Vitality in eyes
D. His dry skin
21. What kind of roof did the Colonel’s house have?
A. Tile roof
B. Palm-thatched roof
C. Metal roof
D. Shingle roof
22. What covered the town “as far as the eye could see” when the Colonel reached the main street?
A. Fresh mud
B. Flowers
C. People
D. Black cloth
23. Where did the men, waiting for the procession, gather for shelter?
A. Pool hall
B. Church doorway
C. Store porch
D. Doctor’s office
24. Who offered the Colonel an umbrella from the pool hall door?
A. The Mayor
B. Sabas
C. The proprietor
D. Father Ángel
25. What was the first thing the Colonel noticed when entering the dead man’s house?
A. Silence
B. Odor of flowers
C. Loud weeping
D. The coffin
26. What did the dead man’s mother use to shoo flies away from the coffin?
A. A towel
B. Palm fan
C. Piece of cloth
D. Newspaper
27. What musical instrument was the dead man holding in his hands?
A. Clarinet
B. Flute
C. Trumpet
D. Harmonica
28. What feeling did the Colonel experience when pushed against the corpse?
A. Relief
B. Panic
C. His joints ached
D. Great cold
29. Who seized the Colonel by the arm in the street after the church scene?
A. Doctor
B. Sabas
C. The Mayor
D. The tailor
30. What was Sabas’s political standing in the town?
A. Mayor
B. Only the party leader escaped
C. Exiled official
D. New recruit
31. Where did the Colonel see the Mayor during the confrontation?
A. Office door
B. Town hall steps
C. Barracks balcony
D. Plaza Center
32. What clothing was the Mayor wearing when he appeared on the balcony?
A. Uniform
B. Flannel underwear
C. Suit jacket
D. White tunic
33. What regulation did Sabas forget was currently in effect?
A. Curfew
B. Martial law
C. No assemblies
D. No music
34. How did the women in the poor neighborhoods react to the new route?
A. Crying
B. Shouts of praise
C. Threw stones
D. Hid indoors
35. What did the Colonel compare the sensation in his gut during October to?
A. Fire
B. Animals
C. Empty hole
D. Water
36. What type of new building was Sabas’s house?
A. One story, wood
B. Two stories, iron gratings
C. Stone wall
D. Palm-thatched
37. What did the Colonel estimate the rooster’s market worth to be?
A. Thirty pesos
B. Fifty pesos
C. Nine hundred
D. Forty-two
38. What caused Agustin’s death nine months before?
A. Gunshot, war
B. Shot distributing literature
C. Cholera
D. Natural causes
39. When did the Colonel expect the cockfights to take place?
A. December
B. January
C. March
D. November
40. Why did the Colonel complain about his patent-leather shoes?
A. Too tight
B. Looked like an orphan’s
C. Were uncomfortable
D. Very old
41. What type of goods were displayed in the stalls along the harbor?
A. Foodstuffs
B. Books
C. Colored merchandise
D. Tools
42. What outstanding physical feature did the young doctor possess?
A. Strong build
B. Perfect dentition
C. Clear skin
D. Nice hair
43. What was the Colonel’s truthful confession to the doctor?
A. He was ill
B. No one writes him
C. He was waiting
D. He needed money
44. What international event dominated the main headlines of the newspapers?
A. World War
B. Suez Canal report
C. New President
D. Oil discovery
45. How many bells did the priest ring for the “unfit for everyone” movie rating?
A. Ten bells
B. Twelve bells
C. Fifteen bells
D. Eight bells
46. Who did the Colonel speak to while delirious with fever?
A. His wife
B. The Doctor
C. Englishman disguised as a tiger
D. Agustin
47. What rushed out of the privy pit when the lid was raised?
A. Rats
B. Triangular cloud of flies
C. Foul odor
D. Water
48. What animal did the Colonel compare his wife to after seeing her patchwork outfit?
A. Rooster
B. Magpie
C. Sparrow
D. Heron
49. How much money did the Colonel need to buy a pound of corn for the rooster?
A. Fifty cents
B. Forty pesos
C. Forty-two cents
D. Twenty cents
50. What object did the Colonel’s lawyer use as a desk in his office?
A. Old table
B. Keyless Pianola
C. Wooden crate
D. Filing cabinet
Brief Overview
No One Writes to the Colonel is a novel by Gabriel García Márquez, published in 1961. The story portrays the challenging life of a poor, éderly, and unnamed Colonel and his ailing wife in a rainy, rundown Colombian coastal town.
The Colonel has been waiting for nearly sixty years for a military pension that never arrives. This enduring, futile hope defines his existence. Every Friday, the Colonel visits the post office, only to be told the same thing: “No one writes to the colonel.”
The couple lives in extreme poverty. Their only remaining hope and asset is a fighting rooster that belonged to their dead son, Agustin. The Colonel’s wife, who suffers from severe asthma, views the rooster as an expensive burden, as they have used their last money to buy corn for the bird.
The Colonel is pressured to sell the rooster to Sabas, a local leader and exploiter, but he refrains from doing so. He feels the rooster is a symbol of his son and a point of pride for the whole town.
When his wife desperately asks what they will eat while waiting for the rooster’s fight in January, the Colonel gives a pure and defiant final answer: “Shit.” This response signifies his choice of dignity and hope over surrender to despair and poverty.
